[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.
Text: “Brace yourselves; Frappuccino Happy Hour is coming.”]
Starbucks Badgers, this one’s for you. Stay strong during the frappuccino marathon.
![[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.Text: “OFFER TO STIR PEOPLE’S DRINKS; END OF THE WORLD.”]
You guys know that some of the Starbucks syrups are disgusting and do not mix well when you just jostle a cup. Well, I work at a place that BREWS Starbucks coffee and we have a “no stir” policy unless someone asks. But when you look at an iced white chocolate mocha un-stirred… It’s just gross and all the syrup is at the bottom. I ask this lady is I can stir it for her and she says, “yes.” As soon as the transaction is done, my boss approaches and tells me that I’m “making decisions for the company that I shouldn’t be” and that I am “putting everyone at risk.”
… It’s a fucking drink. Not a missile.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36ab7O16P1rnuruco1_r1_500.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.
Text: “OFFER TO STIR PEOPLE’S DRINKS; END OF THE WORLD.”]
You guys know that some of the Starbucks syrups are disgusting and do not mix well when you just jostle a cup. Well, I work at a place that BREWS Starbucks coffee and we have a “no stir” policy unless someone asks. But when you look at an iced white chocolate mocha un-stirred… It’s just gross and all the syrup is at the bottom. I ask this lady is I can stir it for her and she says, “yes.” As soon as the transaction is done, my boss approaches and tells me that I’m “making decisions for the company that I shouldn’t be” and that I am “putting everyone at risk.”
… It’s a fucking drink. Not a missile.
![[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.Top Text: “’I WOULD LIKE A CARAMEL MAW-SHI-AH-TOW’”
Bottom Text: “I WOULD LIKE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.”]
No more needs to be said.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36amusHCb1rnuruco1_r1_500.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.
Top Text: “’I WOULD LIKE A CARAMEL MAW-SHI-AH-TOW’”
Bottom Text: “I WOULD LIKE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.”]
No more needs to be said.
For all my Barnes and Noble cafe/ Starbucks workers out there.
This man requested I put 20 oz in a 16 oz cup. Oh yes. That guy exists… Watch out.
As you know, this blog is made possible by baristas like you! We need your submissions to keep us up and running! Please don’t be shy about sending us text submissions, our admins will be more than happy to put your text on a template as long as you follow the submission guidelines.
Thank you!
~Admin C
![[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.Text: “DO YOU GUYS HAVE CREAM?”]
No, we’re one of those massive chain coffee shops that only sells black coffee. If you want anything in it you can bring your own or get out.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tcw8diDO1rnuruco1_500.png)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.
Text: “DO YOU GUYS HAVE CREAM?”]
No, we’re one of those massive chain coffee shops that only sells black coffee. If you want anything in it you can bring your own or get out.
Decided to make a FuckYeahRetailRobin Bingo sheet.
I know it could feature a million variations, but I went with these. Feel free to use, or make your own!
I think our Barista Badgers can identify with quite a few of these!
~Admin C
![[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.Text: “WHAT SIZE?”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2kxakgE3V1rnuruco1_500.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling.
Text: “WHAT SIZE?”]
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Tell customer they have to pay for coffee at the kiosk. ‘Don’t you trust me?’.” Bottom Text: “Nope.”]
I work in a coffee shop i na grocery store, and when I told the customer he had to pay for his coffee at my register he uttered that gem. When I said it was store policy he said, “That means you don’t trust me!” I told him that no, I really didn’t, and he didn’t speak to me for the rest of the transaction.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xml5RyMe1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Tell customer they have to pay for coffee at the kiosk. ‘Don’t you trust me?’.”
Bottom Text: “Nope.”]I work in a coffee shop i na grocery store, and when I told the customer he had to pay for his coffee at my register he uttered that gem. When I said it was store policy he said, “That means you don’t trust me!” I told him that no, I really didn’t, and he didn’t speak to me for the rest of the transaction.
