January 2012
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Jan 21st
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling. Top Text: “’I’d like a cappuccino with no foam.’” Bottom Text: “Umm…”] I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Jan 21st
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling. Top Text: Customer asks for a large, single shot, extra hot, decaf, caramel mocha. With cream. Bottom Text: …why are you even in a coffee shop?] I know it’s probably different for badgers who work in chains like ‘bucks...
Jan 21st
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling. Top Text: “Would you like to stay in or take away?” Bottom Text: “Urgh, does it matter?!”] …obviously. Would I ask you if it didn’t?
Jan 21st
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling. Top Text: “Do you guys do Bottom Text: Nescafe?”] Apparently, people don’t seem to realise that this is the equivalent of going into a fancy restaurant and asking for a microwave meal.
Jan 21st
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Woo Hoo! 150 followers!
We never thought that this blog would pick up so fast! We wanna thank all of you for following and submitting your memes! We know being a barista is tough and we have to deal with quite a bit (good and bad) but at least we can laugh about it. We hope to see plenty more and please don’t be shy about submitting! -Admin I
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger is in the center, snarling. Top Text: “Would you like a small or large latte?” Bottom Text: “Medium.”]
Jan 17th
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mosskat asked: JOY JOOOOOOOOY!!! 8DDDDDD *gets out Barista ideas*
Jan 17th
thegirlinthefireplace asked: I have been waiting for this meme all my life! Well, at least for the two years I've been a barista. Thank you so much for making it :)
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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sarenarterius asked: So happy you guys are up! And badgers are PERFECT for baristas! We baristas tend to be pretty chill til you piss us off, then we're downright nasty. <3
Jan 16th
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger  is in the center, snarling. Top Text: “Customer pulls money from your tip jar to pay for her skinny latte.” Bottom Text: “Make that shit with half and half.”] This honestly happened to me. It was the first time a customer had EVER taken money from my tip jar, and she...
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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greentea-and-sherbert asked: Aaah I've been waiting for you guys! Good call with Badger. I thought of "Bear-ista" but that is sort of Starbucks exclusive, I think (the name of their collectable teddy bears). You better believe I will be submitting soon.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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leavingandoceans asked: oh my god i've been waiting for this blog :D
Jan 16th
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Anonymous asked: Just letting you know your URL is misspelled. It should be badger not bager.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Calling All Baristas!
After looking for a few days and seeing memes for retail robins and fast food falcons, I decided that it was time us baristas to step up. You might work at Starbucks, you might work at the Coffee Bean, you might work at Seattle’s Best, or someplace else! But I’m sure we all understand the frustrations of being a barista, whether it’s customers asking for a cappuchino with no...
Jan 16th